MEET THE
MELON BITER BITCH BAR
Sweet summertime watermelon kissed with a hint of lemony sass gives you a warm, glowing, sunny, carefree vibe.
MEET THE
FRESHLY MINTED BITCH BAR
A bright, sharp blend of essential oils: peppermint leaves, thyme oil, spearmint, cypress needles, and eucalyptus.
NATURAL-SOURCE, AGGRESSIVELY BITCHY EXFOLIATING SHEA BUTTER & COCONUT OIL SOAP BAR
Aggressively scrub & rejuvenate skin with this “very Bitchy” exfoliating soap. Designed to remove the look of dull, dry layers to reveal the look of softer, smoother, healthier skin underneath. Not your average exfoliator: She’s a real Bitch! – loaded with natural ingredients.
REINVENTED EXFOLIATION
- Natural exfoliants: zeolite, apricot kernel grinds (no mircoplastics here!)
- Uniformly ground, “predictable” and earthy exfoliants from a proprietary process
- Biodegradable exfoliators: they don’t wait decades to “return to earth”
- Exfoliants contain added nourishment, absorbing properties: more benefit that JUST scrubbing
- Cleaner overall bar: entire formula natural to almost-all-natural
- Base butters & oils are unmodified & mindfully-sourced ingredients (no “Big Boys” here, Bitches)
- Made entirely of sustainably & ethically-sourced and include organic and free trade ingredients
- USA-made with an artisan process by craftsmen and decades of experience: quality AND cost-effectiveness
- Unique cured process for a more firm bar that is made to last: Bitches, we call that VALUE
ALL of the experience. Better price. Feel great about it from sourcing to shower!
HOW TO BITCH BAR:
Wet skin in warm water & open pores. Smooth bar in circular motion over wet arms, legs, back, derriere, & more (no face -she’s rough!),
Rinse thoroughly. Pat skin dry gently with a clean towel, and moisturize. Enjoy glowing, exfoliated skin. Use 1 – 3X per week (listen to your skin!)
WHO SHOULD SCRUB?
- Ideal for normal-to-oily skin which tends to be “thicker”, so exfoliating top layers can help keep pores more open and improve the look of skin’s texture.
- Rough or dry skin, especially feet, heels, elbows, knees, backsides – anywhere that can look “scaly”.
- Ready to shave? Get close and reveal healthy looking skin when you lightly buff before shaving.
- Those prone to body “blemishes” (like “backne” if you will) etc. Use frequent exfoliation to help improve the look of skin, but be careful to NOT USE exfoliation on existing blemishes as they can be spread (remember: zits are an infection!).
- Anyone preparing to tan (sun-full and sunless!). Remove dull, dry, uneven layers to reveal fresh, smooth-looking skin and let that color more evenly.
LISTEN TO YOUR SKIN
Listen to your skin: if it feels itchy or “tight” after exfoliating (especially after adding a moisturizer), ease up on how long, how hard, and how frequently you “do it”!
On the flip-side, if your skin’s feeling oily or “thick”, increase frequency or even tension of your next scrub.
And, keep in mind: different areas need a little more and a little less attention.
Your skin and its barrier will tell you what you how much exfoliation you need and how often. It may change seasonally, and will definitely change with age, but listening to what your skin is telling you will help you get it all just right!
Don’t use on children (too aggressive for fragile, young skin). Never use on eczema / psoriasis and other skin conditions, rashes, irritation, acne, or any other skin sensitive or “broken barrier” conditions or areas. Do not use on face: you’re better than that, Bitch. Instead, use WASH 2% Glycolic Acid Daily Face Care.
INGREDIENT INSIGHT
Listen to your skin: if it feels itchy or “tight” after exfoliating (especially after adding a moisturizer), ease up on how long, how hard, and how frequently you “do it”!
On the flip-side, if your skin’s feeling oily or “thick”, increase frequency or even tension of your next scrub. And, keep in mind: different areas need a little more and a little less attention.
Your skin and its barrier will tell you what you how much exfoliation you need and how often. It may change seasonally, and will definitely change with age, but listening to what your skin is telling you will help you get it all just right!
Shea Butter
Loaded with fatty acids and vitamins that deeply moisturize & nourish: shea butter softens rough patches, soothes dryness, and leaves a protection for your barrier helping keep skin smooth and hydrated after washing. Responsibly sourced, of course!
Zeolite
A micro-porous, negatively charged mineral to help absorb and detoxify skin while exfoliating and washing. A natural, deep-cleaning clay to help remove excess oils, dull layers of skin, and pollutants.
Apricot Kernel Grinds
Uniformly ground for predictability, it effectively exfoliates the toughest skin and buff away the dullest layers while rubbing its vitamins all over you. A natural, clean, “send-down-the-drain-&-feel-good” exfoliation.
Pumice Powder
Gentle & effective abrasive properties, it’s a natural volcanic mineral to slough off dead skin cells, promoting smoother, softer skin. Its fine, uniform texture ensures a mild exfoliation while helping keep pores clear and enhance circulation.
FRESHLY MINTED INGREDIENTS: Organic Olive Oil, Organic Palm*, Organic Coconut Oil*, Organic Shea Butter*, Organic Castor Oil, Abyssinian Oil, Organic Camellia Seed Oil, Zeolite Clay, Peppermint Essential Oil, Cypress Essential Oil, Spearmint Essential Oil, Eucalyptus Globulous Essential Oil, Thyme Essential Oil, Ground Apricot Kernel, Spirulina Powder (color).
MELON BITER INGREDIENTS: Organic Olive Oil, Organic Palm*, Organic Coconut OiI*, Organic Shea Butter*, Organic Castor Oil, Abyssinian Oil, Organic Camellia Seed Oil, Ground Apricot Kernel, Pumice Powder, Zeolite Clay, Pink Oxide, Fragrance. *denotes a fair trade ingredient
Freshly Minted bitch bar is fragranced with a blend of top-quality, vitalizing, astringent essential oils including: peppermint, spearmint, eucalyptus, cypress, & thyme oils
USA-Made • Clean Beauty • No Sulphates • No Petrolatum • Vegan • Cruelty-Free • No Phthalates • No “cones” • GMO Free • No Animal Testing
Sweet summertime watermelon kissed with a hint of lemony sass gives you a warm, glowing, sunny, carefree vibe.
INDICATIONS: For best results, keep out of direct stream of water. Store in a cool, dry place. Keep away from eyes. Designed for adult use. For external use only. Discontinue if any issues occur. For best results, use within 24 months of opening. Keep out of direct sunlight and excessive heat. Keep away from eyes.
